This joke is wheely tiresome.

Here’s our Oy-Ewwwww!


This joke is wheely tiresome.

Here’s our Oy-Ewwwww!




(Thanks to Guero for noticing the mistaken mistimed posting of this last week.)




My guesses are that the Sporkula and Foon are made up, and that the Foodle was intended that way but in fact exists, under some other name. I think I’ve seen it used for lifting and serving spaghetti.


So clever! (But we may have to watch out for the pronunciation-guide people.)





OK, let’s hear the pros and cons for whether it’s better with put the garbage out or would be improved with put out the garbage.

A sausage party?


A clever LOL-OY-CIDU from Keith Knight.

The CIDU aspect is not anything deeply puzzling, but let’s just ask how long it took you to see how the bananas got into the discourse.

Andréa sends in these. Good to see the Ministry of Silly Walks getting into the holiday spirit.



A perpetual favorite mixup:

… and what did we just say?

More Bizarro.

Here’s one for the “not a classic pun, but generalized language play” … also it’s time to acknowledge the “dad jokes” category in pop culture.



Thanks to Andréa for this Half Full:



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Your editor is not very familiar with the discography of Herman’s Hermits, and needs some help here.

We start off with a twofer on the same pun idea:
That’s sticking it to them! (or not)

We picked up this Wiley Miller one from the Why Evolution Is True website where it was sent in by a reader.



This Rubes from Andréa makes a deprecated usage exactly right for once!






Birthday note!
Today is the 200th for César Franck.
Here is a performance of his Violin Sonata in A:

Let’s see, where is the checkbox for category “Food Neurosis Puns”?
The reader sending in this Barney & Clyde wrote: Heh heh, she said “stern”!

Vintage Funky from this week, recycled from when it was a gag strip.



Callback to Bizarro’s “Casual Frida” from October?