


Most people who remember playing “Kick the Can” have, in fact, kicked the bucket.


Job skills for the coming economy — or at least coming years of education.



Most people who remember playing “Kick the Can” have, in fact, kicked the bucket.


Job skills for the coming economy — or at least coming years of education.


Is hell organized as a sole proprietorship?

Mitch4 sends this in. The patient has had a checkered career.

Mitch4 sends this in:


Mitch4 sends this in: “Setup is quite unlikely, but yields a good chuckle.”

But maybe this boat is the Tooth Ferry?



Pretty sure the last panel tech support is Hindu deities.
Mitch4 sends this in.

For me, it was a momentary CIDU. Mitch4 notes “May be pronunciation dependent (“conch”).”




A couple with long setups.


A pun so bad, I had to include it.



A Geezer Alert? I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a scale like this one. If you have, do they still use pennies?

This worked for Jeremy’s older brother Chad, who hasn’t had an on-panel appearance since 2006 (although occasionally mentioned). I think Chad is in the Marines, though.


Mark H. sends this in:

Whipped potatoes.


This one is somewhere between and OY and a CIDU for me.



Just don’t stick me with the bar bill.

Mitch4 send in this groaner:





I volunteer as a tax preparer, and Illinois requires information off the driver’s license or state ID in order to process the return. One of these information items is the weight shown. That’s used to match with the information the state has, to control identity theft.
But it’s pretty obvious from comparing what’s on the license with what I see in front of me that the state makes little attempt to confirm the information given.


Arlo award winner.


Mitch4 sends this in:



And one more that seems to involve a gnome … or something:



Polymarket is a prediction market — under current rules of the CFTC, technically not gambling so legal in all 50 states. It allows you to gamble (ahem, “predict” with $ at risk) on a wide variety of things. Here are some of the trending bets as I’m writing this (May 2, 2026). Note you can bet on whether Bitcoin (BTC) will go up or down in a 5 minute period. But that’s not gambling. Definitely not gambling.




Boise Ed sends this in: “So long as he considers it only a first draft and revises it as needed, why not take advantage? (I do appreciate Wayno’s irony, though.) And I like the name RevBot.”

