
A search for Brnito comes up empty.
Eldritch means weird and sinister or ghostly. But if it isn’t an eldritch-themed resta.., why is it making them sweat?

A search for Brnito comes up empty.
Eldritch means weird and sinister or ghostly. But if it isn’t an eldritch-themed resta.., why is it making them sweat?

Mitch4 sends this in: “A comment mentions “Business to China” which I have never heard, but it does remind me that there is a “business to business” category sometimes abbreviated “B2B”. But why would this elementary school class be studying that?”
Yes, let’s use those other letters!
B2F: Business to Fraud
B2G: Business to Government
B2I: Business to Influencers
B2M: Business to Military, or Business to Monkeys (somebody has to sell the barrels to those monkeys)
B2P: Business to Ponzi, or Business to Prison

Boise Ed sends this in:



LOL, or sad commentary on modern American life? I’d say it’s 70-30.
There were follow-ups. Tank has a sports radio call-in show, and increasingly there’s less talk about actual sports and more talk about what the betting lines are:



This one is getting LOL status due to the signs.


I’ve been to plays where this would have been justified.

There’s a local nonprofit professional theater that has one performance specifically set aside for the understudies to perform. (That’s noted on the schedule, so you aren’t going to be surprised.) That seems like a wonderful idea.

A momentary CIDU, maybe a bit of Ewww, but in the end an OY.

Mitch4 sends this in:


Anthropomorphized animals in comics are common, but sometimes confusing. How much are we supposed to think of these as having dog characteristics, and how much as human characteristics?
In this case, the applicant put of their resume that they rolled over in 2017 — 9 years ago if this isn’t a rerun. Is rolling over a good thing, showing the ability to master a skill, or a bad thing, like giving up or showing too much subservience.
Or, is it necessarily a resume (since it’s more than one page) — maybe an assessment by an outside agency?
Another anthropormorphized animal comic, but this one is in the LOL category. (not a CIDU)


Marrose sends this in: “Okay, I get that the bird would view the drone as competition, but what does the pirate hat and pizza have to do with anything?”
Now using the more inclusive term Meta.






And another from Barney and Clyde:


Mitch4 sends this in as an OY, but it’s a bit of a CIDU to me. Does dyslexia lead to Spoonerisms?


I spent several years at a job where i was paid to make errors.


Maybe the vet is in a community theatre group that does one Elizabethan drama a year.

Another alternative. Perhaps for a police dog?


No man is a hero to his dental hygienist.

Happy Halloween!










