I spent several years at a job where i was paid to make errors.
Maybe the vet is in a community theatre group that does one Elizabethan drama a year.
Another alternative. Perhaps for a police dog?
No man is a hero to his dental hygienist.
A variation on an old joke, good for using with first and second graders just learning basic subtraction:
“Sluggo, if you had five brownies and Nancy asked for two, how many would you have left?”
“Five. I wouldn’t give her any.”
Yes, go where the money is.
Willie Sutton famously said he robbed banks “because that’s where the money is,” but these days the Willie Suttons are mostly trolling the internet, looking for people to scam.
A few months ago, I read “Kenau Reeves is Not In Love With You”, by Becky Holmes. The book centers around romance scams, but also discusses other financial confidence scams. One chapter deals with the scams from the other side: the scammers are pressured / threatened by their managers to achieve certain results, much like any telemarketers.
The fun part of this one is figuring out what real cereals Nathan Pyle is referring to:
I had dessicated grape chaff for breakfast this morning.
I may have the citation wrong here. This is a comic that resurfaced among the ones I’ve saved over the years, but this one was saved without citation, and may not be from Bug Martini.
Mitch4 sends in the LOL (and Geezer Alert):
From 1954.
Usual John sends this in:
This appeared yesterday, so that makes today Ice Cream Day. I plan to celebrate!
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Mark H. sends these in:
Meanwhile, there a bit more comedy left over from Thanksgiving.
Boise Ed sends this in: “Another good reason to get a smaller turkey next time.”
This reminds me of this classic cartoon by Bob Mankoff.
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Usual John sends this in:
A nod to those who worked from home during/after the pandemic and now have had to return to the office.
