I spent several years at a job where i was paid to make errors.
Maybe the vet is in a community theatre group that does one Elizabethan drama a year.
Another alternative. Perhaps for a police dog?
No man is a hero to his dental hygienist.
When doing research (wasting time on the internet) I often find cartoons I am amused by, and take a screenshot, intending to post them here, usually as LOLs or OYs. But I’ve got a backlog, and so I’m dumping a few of those screenshots here today.
All a matter of perspective.
You won’t believe #4!
Boise Ed sends this one in: “The background is that Florence is a dog who was uplifted to human-level intelligence with walking and talking capability. She now interacts with people pretty much like any other human of a different origin. I thought the “two left feet” line was delightful.”
Casper the Friendly Ghost: the later years?
Mitch4 sends in this concrete example of an LOL:
Similarly, hearing one side of a juicy conversation while on public transportation. If you are going to be talking loudly on your phone in public, please put the other person on speaker so we can get some closure. What did Betty say to Barbara?
This Gordo is from 1974. I had to memorize this in Catholic school, possibly less because it’s a great poem to introduce grade school students to poetry than because Kilmer was Catholic, something that was always emphasized by the good nuns. Original poem here. Ogden Nash wrote this parody:
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I’ll never see a tree at all.
Mitch4 sends this in: “Nice job, the pun is two words onto one.”
The cage bottom is lined with the newspaper.
Andertoons is a bastion of b/w/grey, small jokes, big funny! A couple of this week’s episodes:
It is nice when people follow your reading recommendations, but surely more than that is needed for a joke?
Submitted by Arthur.
