Whipped potatoes.


This one is somewhere between and OY and a CIDU for me.



Just don’t stick me with the bar bill.

Mitch4 send in this groaner:

Whipped potatoes.


This one is somewhere between and OY and a CIDU for me.



Just don’t stick me with the bar bill.

Mitch4 send in this groaner:


Boise Ed sends this in: “I have no idea what’s going on with this playground.”
When your editor thinks of DM, he thinks of District Managers, which is no help at all.
“DM stands for “Direct Message,” which is a private message sent between two users on a social media platform, messaging app, or online community” (Merriam-Webster)
“Dating/relationships: “Slide into my DMs” is a common phrase for initiating a private conversation, often with flirtatious or romantic intent”.
That sort of helps. So the slide is flirting with the swing set? Is that it?


But helping the rich pays so much better than helping the poor!

Thanks to Mitch4 for this one:

Mitch4 sends in this OY:

Anonymous sends this in: “I feel like this is some sort of pun that I’m not getting. “Surgeon’s Vacuum”???”


Why is this not a CIDU? Because it clears up when you realize that named artist is real, and learn even the first thing about them. Here’s Wikipedia: ” Lucio Fontana was an Argentine-Italian painter, sculptor and theorist. He’s known as the founder of Spatialism and exponent of abstract painting as the first known artist to slash his canvases – which symbolizes an utter rejection of all prerequisites of art.”




Diamond Lil departs from their pun-a-day usual practice, and gives us a nicely planned meta.

A well-executed entry in the own-petard category.
Featured Image (at top)
Concetto spaziale, Attese, 1965
Lucio Fontana






