I spent several years at a job where i was paid to make errors.
Maybe the vet is in a community theatre group that does one Elizabethan drama a year.
Another alternative. Perhaps for a police dog?
No man is a hero to his dental hygienist.
Jack Applin sends this in: “Ken Masters (https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Masters) from the Street Fighter (https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter) video game is hitting Chun-Li (https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chun-Li) with a … turducken? Is this a power move, equivalent to hitting her with a turkey, duck, and chicken, all at once? Does Ken often use poultry in battle?”
At the risk of offending some readers, I have decided to post the Cyanide & Happiness comic shown below to demonstrate a point. It was submitted over a year ago as a CIDU by Pandemonium, who noted: “The [explosm] site is sometimes (often) in poor taste.” That is undeniably true. Although Bill posted a number of Cyanide & Happiness comics from time to time, only two of them have appeared at CIDU in the last four years, and this one is an excellent example of why they have been so rare:
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Pandemonium noted that “This [one] doesn’t seem to be part of a running gag, series, or topic“, and he is certainly right about that. The gag is a simple pun, conflating a perfectly normal technical term (in metallurgy, note the damage to the breastplate) with an unacceptably racist epithet (both terms having identical spelling and pronunciation).
The only possible saving grace in this comic is that the word is not explicitly named, and soldier in the background appears to object to the use of the term entirely, but the primary purpose of the comic here is just as a borderline example.
Please note: Since CIDU no longer has access to a separate “Arlo” page to “hide” potentially offensive material, please be aware that it may not be possible to post every comic submitted, in particular when the artwork or language may be unacceptable for some readers.
Sheep sends in this one: “I think the bearded guy feels like a champion. But why does the marathon guy appear in his dream?”
From Jack Applin who says “I accept that fashion and fascin’ are homophones, but I don’t know what fascin’ is.”
A friendly reminder to avoid political arguments; we’re just trying to understand the comic.
Submitted by Mitch
A CIDU banished to the Arlo Page.
