Which two comic strip characters should hook up on Sunday (setting aside, if necessary, their current marital status, their sexual orientation, or even their species), and what would they do on their date?
Month / February 2021
Peticure? Pawdicure?

In modern times there are several cutesy invented terms for trimming the claws and otherwise taking care of the paws of our pets. But even now, as in the depicted early 20th Century, a “manicure parlor” is presumed to handle only human clients. The question is, Why would the reception be any different at a Chiropodist’s office?
Jeff M Hobbs sampler
Cartoonist recommended by Dan Piraro on the Bizarro blog. (And credited by Piraro with coming up with the idea for the “Bird / plane / Superman lineup” Sunday Bizarro we looked at last week.)
Here are the two Superman lineup cartoons:



Series of sampler cartoons from Hobbs.
Readers on phone or tablet: Try a click on any one cartoon to view all in lightbox mode.






Guillotine booth 





Arlo-ish alert! A couple more that feature partial nudity.
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“Well, you’d better let him out!”

Not a CIDU, but commenters are invited to lay out the 1930s-era joke/prank for the benefit of others who may not recall it. The setting and backstory of this strip give a nice matrix for embedding the joke with a small but fitting fillip.
Sunday Funnies – LOLs, February 7th, 2021



Saturday Morning Oys – February 6th, 2021




Sent by Boise Ed.
The comic’s creator on his website can’t stop punning apparently, and gives the post containing this a title of “O temp, O remoras“.
Snowman and Dog

Because it’s funny to imagine a snowman being blind? I sure hope there’s more than that.
From Targuman.
Violates logic itself?

Does this really violate logic? And which miracle is really more impressive?
It doesn’t seem to me that sorting a list in linear time really violates logic itself. It seems plausible that a divine being might be able to do any number of things that would violate the conditions that prevent sorting in linear time. e.g. perform multiple operations or comparisons at once. Or omnisciently perceiving the distribution of the numbers and then using it to perform a bucket sort.
I’m not saying that sorting in linear time isn’t impressive. But the crowd does have a point here. Violating conservation of mass does seem more impressive.
UPDATE
For SMBC fans who think the bonus panel and hovertext are essential to the comic, here they are.

“All technical quibbles may be sent to my email, where they will be figuratively burned.”
Password123

Not sure if this is exactly a CIDU, but does this picture match the caption at all? Is “so secure” intended to be ironic?
9 Death and Transfiguration Lane
(This was a recent item in “9 Chickweed Lane Classics” but I can’t tell what year the original publication would have been.)

So, what on earth is that “Tod and Verklarung’s” doing there? As Tod und Verklärung it is the title of an 1889 tone poem by Richard Strauss, always called in English “Death and Transfiguration“. Brooke McEldowney, the cartoonist, certainly intended the allusion — but in what way?
But what is it doing in Edda’s dialog? Is that supposed to be the fictively-actual name of a store in this universe? Or is it her parodic version of a different name, which her mother would recognize? And for the cartoonist, is it coming from “Abercrombie & Fitch”, or some other real store, or thin air? And are we meant to reflect on death and transfiguration?

Here is a performance of that piece:
Or if you’re feeling very studious, here is a dissection of the music in detail: