








And if so, is he being brought to the doctor by one of the Marilyns rather than by his mother (and why, and why does he seem to be incapable of walking)?
Maybe this isn’t a CIDU as much as “Why did Wayno make these choices?”


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B.A.: Arlo Award?
Also submitted by Mitch as an LOL




Submitted by Andréa

Just curious: when was the last time anybody used a blackboard in school? My kids are approaching 30, and I’m pretty sure they’ve never been in a classroom with them.
Hell, for all I know they’re using holograms there days.
Two more for Death today. I assume the Bizarro is somehow related to “cummerbund” and “moribund” sounding a little sort of alike (though I’m open to other suggestions); and the Buni is a full-fledged CIDU.
Well, it doesn’t have to make sense to earn a point.

Submitted by Andréa

So that’s Death 4, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Non-participant Pinocchio is hanging in there with 3.

(And I assume the joke here is that a puppet made out of driftwood will become a drifter)
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EDITED TO ADD: Okay, “Oh no, I’m just here for your Yogurt” Grim Reaper only, Which returns us to Death 2, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Pinocchio must be enjoying this.