Tag / Mark Tatulli

by phsiii

Kneel indeed

Must be something there?!

Not to be confused with this classic:

That one especially made me laugh way back when it ran because 30+ years ago in a small, struggling software company, we hired a new business development guy named Neil. He was surely told a pack o’ lies about the opportunity, and came in full of attitude about his importance.

At the time, the latest processors were Pentiums, and laptops were relatively rare. I had inherited IT and our one IT worker-bee, who dutifully got him a 32MB Pentium laptop. After delivering it, my guy dropped by to comment that Neil had been dismissive of the machine “only” having 32MB. So I wandered down to his office and introduced myself. In the process, I noticed that there was still a tower PC under his desk–one of our workhorse 4MB 486 machines.

“Shall I get that out of here?” I asked. “Sure”, Neil replied scornfully, “It’s not it’s good for anything.”

“Around here, that’s a developer machine.” ” Yeah, right.”

“Neil–I’m not kidding.”

He never complained about his laptop again! He actually turned out to be an OK guy once he got over his original attitude, but the name “Neil” has made me snicker slightly ever since.

by zbicyclist

Saturday Morning OYs – August 9, 2025

Not really an OY, not really LOL, and not a synchronicity, but this week evil squirrels have had their day in the comics.

One of my neighbors feeds the squirrels, and will come out and chase hawks away to protect her precious squirrels — at the same time I’d hired an animal control firm to get rid of the ones that have found their way into the condo’s attic. Cute or vermin? As the realtors say, “Location, Location, Location”.

by zbicyclist

We’re gonna need a bigger website

Well, no, we aren’t going to need a bigger website. But today we’re paying comic homage to that ad-libbed line from Jaws, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”, which is #35 on the American Film Institute’s list of top movie quotes, right in between some other famous ones:

A definite call-out here, with the opposing team name being Sharks.

by Kilby

Peanuts Redux

The first “Peanuts Day” retrospective ten weeks ago seemed to be reasonably popular, so here is another collection of Peanuts references and parodies, in honor of what would have been Charles M. Schulz’s 102nd birthday.

Back when it was originally published, Aaron submitted this Tom Falco comic, which was part of the 100th birthday tribute:

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It’s pretty clear that Jason needs what Lucy is selling.

Nomen est omen:

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This “Cleats” strip was published early in the 2004 season, back when Kevin Brown was still a popular new acquisition for the Yankees, months before he became the notorious losing pitcher in game 7 of the ACLS (which at one point the Yankees had led 3:0). Kevin Brown retired just 16 months later, before the start of the 2006 season; I think Charlie Brown would have understood how he felt.

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Only one of those three characters on the wall is actually missing.

Mark Parisi frequently references Peanuts in “Off the Mark“. To his credit, he produces extremely accurate renditions of all the characters:

Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it:

Various cartoonists seem to enjoy letting Charlie Brown have his moments of retroactive glory:

Snoopy finally gets his due as well:

If Charlie Brown had only known what was really happening:

And finally: