Two slightly different ways of misusing a common phrase.
Tag / Dennis the Menace
Pay up?

I get that the babysitter shouldn’t be sleeping on the job. But “pay up”?
Dennis the Emasculator?

Is there some sort of pun or cleverness associated with thinking of fixing a car like a medical operation? Or is the humor in that a woman might change a tire, rather than a man?
From mdbrownmd.
Happy New Year!

Yep, I think we all feel this way. Here’s hoping!