Leaving aside the issue of putting legs on a calculator and phone, what’s the joke?
Spit Take
Author / zbicyclist
Octo
Mitch4 sends this in: “Seems like the fertility clinic has already done their job, only too well — and the sister ought to be staying out of that place, not going back!”
(intended for Thursday 3/19 but accidentally posted now. So I’m getting ahead of myself.)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Itis of March?
Measuring Up
Boise Ed sends this in: “I think they are holding paper clips. What that has to do with the speech line is anyone’s guess.”
As I remember what a grade school classroom can do with paper clips if someone finds some rubber bands, I think I’d take my chances with rulers.
Remodeling
Kedamono sends this in: “I know what OCD is, but… not in the context of this comic strip. Is the guy’s wife playing at Eve for some reason, and how does it pertain to her supposed OCD? I dunno!”
Trashy Woman?
Still a Few Bugs in the System
On the Comics Kingdom site:
Unless I’m badly missing a joke. And it doesn’t say “find 8 things that are different in these pictures”.
Update: If you click on it, you get the full comic:
So, it’s not a bug. It’s an interactive feature. :)
Orange Might Not Be the New Black
Mike Brown sends this in: “I just don’t understand. Can someone tell me what I’m missing here? Is it because she’s the only rider looking at another person? Is it because her clothes are different?”
Still Taxing After All These Years, Schedule 1-A
Yes, this is a repeat, with some new additions — like that US tax form, which has added new complexities this year. So we’re splitting it into two parts, like Schedule 1 has become Schedule 1 and Schedule 1-A.
The short form deserves a geezer alert, as it was discontinued years ago. There’s a 1040-SR now for seniors — the only difference is that it’s printed in larger type.
https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/extension-of-time-to-file-your-tax-return , the instructions to file an extension, might come in handy if you’re like this woman.
It’s not going to work, Larry.
Actual IRS tax tips, if you need last minute help: https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs-tax-tips including, for example, ways to pay over time.
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