“Impala” works great … in writing!
So that plate and holder were fun!
But they don’t do it for my ear.
Did someone mention The Proclaimers?
Ahhhh Mitch! That’s great! Despite earlier criticism of the extension of the joke I proposed, I love that one!
“I would walk 500 miles.” Vlad the Proclaimer.
But would he walk 500 more?
“Wheeze-Wheeze-Wheeze!” -Vlad the Inhaler
I just can’t stop.
“We hire healthy, enthusiastic young people and we work them hard and long, wringing every last drop of blood, sweat and tears, but mostly blood, out of them, and then we discard their shrivelled husks.” – Vlad the Employer.
“Now let me tell you about the extended warranty.” — Vlad the Retailer
“Sure, I can replace the tail on that plush lion for you.” — Vlad the Retailer
“Your car will be clean and new-looking inside and out.” — Vlad the Detailer
“Sure, I can remove the tail on that plush lion for you.” — Vlad the Detailer
Comics I Don't Understand 
“Impala” works great … in writing!
So that plate and holder were fun!
But they don’t do it for my ear.
Did someone mention The Proclaimers?
Ahhhh Mitch! That’s great! Despite earlier criticism of the extension of the joke I proposed, I love that one!
“I would walk 500 miles.” Vlad the Proclaimer.
But would he walk 500 more?
“Wheeze-Wheeze-Wheeze!” -Vlad the Inhaler
I just can’t stop.
“We hire healthy, enthusiastic young people and we work them hard and long, wringing every last drop of blood, sweat and tears, but mostly blood, out of them, and then we discard their shrivelled husks.” – Vlad the Employer.
“Now let me tell you about the extended warranty.” — Vlad the Retailer
“Sure, I can replace the tail on that plush lion for you.” — Vlad the Retailer
“Your car will be clean and new-looking inside and out.” — Vlad the Detailer
“Sure, I can remove the tail on that plush lion for you.” — Vlad the Detailer
And then we have Vlad the Complainer . . .
