From Chemgal, who was way more scrupulous about synchronicity dating than we would ever demand, asking “Does it count when one is a ‘classics’ strip?”
Tag / Stone Soup
Or, you know, if Max doesn’t want to trick-or-treat, just take him home; What’s the endgame here, to get him the maximum amount of candy?

Sorry, sometimes I just don’t have the patience to find humor in parents making their own jobs as unnecessarily difficult as possible.
Probably IVS knows them…
BECAUSE IF EVERYBODY’S SCREAMING FROM CUBICLE TO CUBICLE ALL DAY, NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR THEMSELVES THINK, MUCH LESS GET ANY WORK DONE!
Been There, Done That
Any other idiots out there?
I was actually doing okay until I hit a turn. The skateboard turned. I didn’t.
I had no idea that it was actually possible to shred the left side of one’s clothing.
First Time Stone Soup Has Broken the Fourth Wall?
Definitely the last time, I guess.
Mask
My best guess is that since Phil is a police officer, he’s more at risk for having been exposed than anybody else, and therefore is the only one wearing the mask.
If so, props to Ms. Elliot for attention to detail.
Okay, I understand that this is a repeat…
… but can’t the syndicate at least pretend to make an effort?
One more for the “No, kids are NOT that stupid” folder
Firetruck
Is this a thing? I thought my little brother was the only kid who wanted to be a firetruck (not a firefighter, but a firetruck).