Okay, the way I see it, this only works if every reader knows who Zaphod Beeblebrox is but Marla does not.

The Seattle PI’s Retail page doesn’t list Norm Feuti’s name anywhere (and this seems to be, um, the norm). How do you not, as a matter of policy, list the writer’s on the page?

Yes, there’s a tiny handwritten “(c) 2019 Norman Feuti” between the panels — but not only doesn’t that really count, but “Norman” isn’t the name he writes under.