1. He’s… a pig?… because he’s selling tickets tickets to a group whose name Pumpkinhead finds offensive?
    2. The horse needs its own ticket?
    3. And don’t you hate sitting behind somebody who’s always standing?
    4. So in the Argyleverse, $50 for front row concert tickets is expensive? In the real world, $50 won’t get you front row tickets to hear me sing.
    5. Oh, and Andréa sent me this for the Oy tag. I probably should have led with that.