The first three were submitted by Andréa:
Tag / Bill Bickel
Okay, I don’t even know where to start asking about this one…
Red Cells
Forget the punchline, such as it is… do you increase your red blood cells by getting blood from a chicken???
Because… they’re eating his organs??
So… seeing a mummy incongruously wrapped in red and green reminded him about the Christmas party??
(And will they be playing Christmas Wrapping at the party?)
I don’t understandeth
So… the guy with the bowling ball is going to throw it at the bowling pins??
Effective immediately, I declare a moratorium on “Frosty the Snowman melting because of Climate Change” comics!
Unless Death is included, of course.
Death in Venice
Yeah, guess who?
The question is, is Wayno making a reference to Thomas Mann’s “Death in Venice”? The gag works well enough without it.
The who? And who’s Ashton?
And if “Ashton” meant to type “gingerbeard man”… doesn’t really clear things up much.
