Jack Applin sends this in: “She wants the goose cut that’s so popular with the kids these days?”




Jack Applin sends this in: “She wants the goose cut that’s so popular with the kids these days?”





Dale sends this in: “I’m totally clueless on this one. Why human legs on a deer and what’s the point about running out in front? Is the light coming up from the car meaningful?”
On an unrelated note, there’s this famous slogan:


Mitch4 sends this in, with a brief comment: “The signs about briefs probably mean legal briefs rather than underwear briefs, since the tables seat these professionals with briefcases. But either way, what does it have to do with “firmers”, whatever those are? I mean, you don’t need to write a brief to establish a business firm.”
From Mitch4:
He might be solving a crossword or, more likely, composing a letter or document. I prefer the latter, because then we can ask “What is the word he intends?”.
And then the CIDU points are: Are we supposed to know/guess it? If so, what is it? And finally, how does that become a joke?


Frogs

And more frogs


Mouseover text: “I understand it’s hard to do more than 300 feet on these 90-second rush jobs, but with a smaller ramp I’m worried the gee forces will be too high for me to do any tricks.”







I see a couple of possibilities here: (1) The game’s televised; they don’t need to take a video on their phones, because they can see the replay later. (2) They should keep warming up, because the pitcher is gone and since the game is televised they need to stay on the television schedule. Any other thoughts?
Darren sends this in: “I don’t know what the paper is. I think this is a “fake hole” gag, but I don’t understand the paper reference or what the seals are hoping for.”


Moustache man seems to be talking, and likely the joke has something to do with 2 clean shaven cowboys, 1 mustached, and 2 bearded ones. But what joke?