… only there isn’t anything much he can do about it at the moment.
I’m also impressed that Mom is way ahead of him, even in heels.
Category / (Not a Cidu)
Not a CIDU or anything, but…
They charge FIVE DOLLARS for these rides now???
When cartoonists hear a word and don’t actually know what it means…
Intelligence
Okay, to be fair here, just because the department’s name is on the door, that doesn’t mean this is where you apply for a job.
Unless I’m really missing something here…
Okay, maybe it’s just because I’m a parent…
… but all I could think here was “If you try to eat twelves grapes as quickly as possible, somebody’s going to choke.”
I’d alter this this to “Eat a grape, (swallow), make a wish, then eat another grape, (swallow), make another wish…”
Close to Asphyxiating Everybody In Your Home
Propane ovens indoors? No.
(Wouldn’t “With her stove on the fritz…” have worked just as well?
And do they even make Easy Bake Ovens anymore?
Actually, if this is her kids’ Easy Bake Oven, why is the box on the floor in front of her?
And yet another
Submitted by Karl Hakimian
When I don’t spot these myself, somebody always sends them to me.
Does that make them my Death Squad?
Didn’t take very long to see another one…
Submitted by Andréa
Though technically not Death him/her/itself, I guess…
Death’s clearly not done for the year yet.
The over/under is 1 1/2 more after this.
Okay, I have to agree with him…
