I don’t necessarily agree with everything on the list, but it was an interesting read.
Category / (Not a Cidu)
Because they have brains??

But then wouldn’t this be less “porn” than a cooking show?
Caulfield would not have a drop of blood left…

Park

Twenty years ago, when I was visiting my brother’s family in California, we were in a park and he used his cell phone (I didn’t even have a cell phone at the time) to call a local pizza place to have them deliver it to us there. It was an odd request, because they delivered to homes, but they agreed to do it and my brother gave the guy a nice tip.
And now welcome to 2019, when even having speaking to a human being to place your park food order seems retro.
Scamchronicity
Yesterday morning I got an Instant Message from an unknown number saying simply “Please text me.”
Um… no. “The scammers aren’t even making an effort anymore,” I thought.
Then an hour later I read…

If Sluggo paid more attention to CIDU, he’d know he could have just used ants.

If she already knew the answer, why did she ask?

Um… Shouldn’t it be “Pedants”?

Is it my imagination, or have we been seeing a run of comics that are just mean-spirited rather than attempting to be funny?
Just a small sampling…


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Please note that I’m not singling out any particular comics or artists here: this just seems to be an overall trend, and I’m sure there’ll be several other examples before next weekend.
It takes far less time to keep a beard trimmed than it does to shave every day

Just saying.