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It isn’t easy peeing green

Unless this takes place in a parallel universe where urine is green, I’m super-confused.
Shave

Well, I suppose the “No, kids are NOT that stupid” part goes without saying; but even putting the bizarre CTRL-Z thing aside, why is he shaving if he doesn’t want to actually, you know, shave?
Priceless Rhapsody

And a little a cappella bonus:
What’s the little irritant talking about?

Fzzzat!

B.A.: Close to Home characters are so ugly, their faces can shatter computer monitors?
Far Dog

Puzzle

2025 should be interesting, I guess…

2019 called?

As far as I can tell, this was published in New Yorker this past October.
In which case it makes no sense at all to me.