
So… the woman who works the Bladder Emergency Hotline is putting a caller on hold because she has to go to the bathroom??

So… the woman who works the Bladder Emergency Hotline is putting a caller on hold because she has to go to the bathroom??

Three people have already sent me this one and the day is still young; but… if the aliens knew enough about toilets to know they’re familiar items, how would they have no idea what they were for?

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Submitted by Kilby:



First of all, the logic eludes me. Second, can you really add time to an eternal sentence? I don’t think that word means what Satan thinks it means.




One clown is tripping another clown so he’ll meet the pie face-first; or is there more going on here?