
“These signals seem to be pre-star-formation but post-Malone.”

“These signals seem to be pre-star-formation but post-Malone.”

I’m getting flashbacks from this one…
Back in the early days of Yelp — it might not even have been called Yelp yet, or maybe it was just something Yelplike –nine of us were wandering around looking for someplace to eat. My brother checked his phone and said “There’s a Chinese restaurant couple of blocks form here.”
“Okay, that’s good.”
“Well, it has bad reviews.”
“Then let’s skip it.”
“Let’s give it a chance,” he says, using classic Sergio Bermudez logic.
We hit Satan’s Trifecta: unbelievably bad food, rude and terrible service, and the place wasn’t very clean.
(But my sister-in-law insisted we leave a big tip, because that’s who she is)





Findus: The text is
First panel: ‚So you don’t eat meat? Do you know what Native Americans call vegetarians?‘
Third panel: ‚Actually, that joke is moderately witty.‘
‚A little hackneyed maybe.‘
So what is the dumb joke or pun Nemi is preventing the guest from making?


(Well, at least they stuck the landing)



Submitted by Andréa

Submitted by two people, one of whom was Andréa (and the other of whom wasn’t)
Well, not really a CIDU, but… do vultures really prefer “the worst parts”?