
Category / CIDU
I’m uber-confused

Uber drivers making more money if they look “rougher”… is this a cliché which until now has somehow eluded me?
I translated it from the French so you wouldn’t have to (though in this case it probably wasn’t really necessary)

“Trébuchet” is simply French for “catapult.”
But is there an actual joke here other than making fun of pretentious new restaurants? And more importantly, do they have a team of Heimlich experts on staff?
Pizza

To whom would you send them?

Empty or Full

Apples

Okay, so… I was thinking the alligator ate the apple, thereupon the larger apple ate HIM; as apples do. But then why does the larger apple look eaten as well? Or… did the alligator eat the larger apple and it was so big that he blew up? In which case what’s the joke?
Loose Art

Batman/Robin

Because the Robin is dressed up as Batman? That’s the complication?
Does this make any sense outside of New York?
