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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Phillip, the guy in the white shirt is Mike, the author-as-character. I don’t think he got fired. Also he’s always there to react to these little poems. One is about Anthony Fauci getting fired. (I’m hesitant to call them Limericks because they aren’t naughty, a little hill I’m willing to die on.)

    I feel like Dvandom’s right even though it doesn’t exactly make sense.

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    Limericks don’t have to be “naughty,” but they do have to fit a certain scansion. Mike Lester’s often have lines of random length and pattern. Their only qualification is the AABBA rhyme scheme, which he usually (not always) adheres to.

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    Lots of them are “clean”. A favorite of mine:
    A gentleman dining at Crewe
    Found quite a large mouse in his stew
    Said the waiter. Don’t shout
    And wave it about
    Or the rest will be wanting one too.

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    As Roger Gordon (or someone) said,

    The limerick packs laughs anatomical
    Into space that is quite economical.
    But the good ones I’ve seen
    So seldom are clean,
    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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    There once was a man from Japan
    Whose limericks never would scan
    Try as he might
    All through the night
    He could never get the last line to fit in with all the others.

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  6. Unknown's avatar

    Narmitaj, I quite enjoy limericks that somehow go wrong, but are funny despite that, or because of that.

    I recall a variant on the one you give here, which is even more awry on the scansion, but at least matches the rhyme. The first four lines are as Narmitaj gives them, then the last line is:

    Because he always tries to squeeze as many words into the last line as he possibly CAN

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