Month / February 2020
DeathMatch! Update
Sorry, Andréa, this only counts as one; but it does bring the score to Death 9, #TeamPinocchio 5.
My Buni Valentine
Is this just a really obtuse way of saying “I’m going to lie”? (Which I’m not sure it actually is) And is that the joke?
2B
Okay, I’m not going to change the DeathMark rules again under any circumstances, but… Seems to me there’ve been a lot of Magic 8-Ball comics lately.
(For no apparent reason)
Introducing #TeamPinocchio (DeathMatch! update)
Since a few people suggested it, I’m making the absolutely final tweak to DeathMatch: bringing in Pinocchio, who already has three points, to replace “Gesundheit!” comics (and of course now we’ll see several of those tomorrow, but this was the final change).
Walt and Boise Ed sent me this Half Full panel:
So Death now leads #TeamPinocchio (which includes Russian nesting dolls and clown cars) 8-5.
What the hell indeed?
QVIDU
Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
Okay, to be fair… if they need to read “First we roll a big snowman,” that’s on Len: this is the sort of thing you learn from your father.
Yes, it could also be your mother or your aunt or your grandfather, but traditionally it’s a dad thing.
This song’s for you
B.A. (who also suggested the subject line): First, why is this supposed to be funny? And second, does this need a Geezer tag?
Comics I Don't Understand 