
Tag / humor
As soon as I start really keeping track of the tons of Death comics, as I always say I’m going to do, they will inevitably stop.

Classic Tex Avery
[OT] Forget it, Holly…

By the time you grow up, copy-editors will be harder to find than pagers.
On the upside, though, reader expectations will be low enough that it won’t matter.
Pits

I actually have a thought about this — but not one I’m really very confident about, so I’m going to let everybody else have a crack at it first.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

PIDU

So… the woman who works the Bladder Emergency Hotline is putting a caller on hold because she has to go to the bathroom??
Lamp

So…

Supermarket bags (when supermarkets actually have them) are significantly smaller now? That’s a thing?
This has not been my experience.
The #1 Fan

Actually…
This might not be as far-fetched as Mr. McPherson thinks: when we were house-hunting some years back we came across a house whose fan, while not quite as large as this one, was powerful enough that it literally knocked my wife off her feet. The sort of thing you’d expect in a factory or something.
I don’t want to think about what the electric bill must have been for that house, but I’m pretty sure they never had to dust anything.