
Tag / Bizarro
Leap Day Oy



Submitted by Andréa
A Study in Scarlett (DeathMatch)

The first time I was sent today’s Monty, I decided I’d ask for feedback on whether to count it toward the DeathMatch tally.
After the fourth time, I figured I already had my consensus.
So it’s Death 15, #TeamPinocchio 5.
The Bizarro, sent to me by Nicholas, is ineligible because it’s almost two years old but, as he points out, it hasn’t been here before.

Sunday Funnies – LOL, February 23, 2020
Miss Crabtree called…

Just curious: when was the last time anybody used a blackboard in school? My kids are approaching 30, and I’m pretty sure they’ve never been in a classroom with them.
Hell, for all I know they’re using holograms there days.
DeathMatch! update
Two more for Death today. I assume the Bizarro is somehow related to “cummerbund” and “moribund” sounding a little sort of alike (though I’m open to other suggestions); and the Buni is a full-fledged CIDU.
Well, it doesn’t have to make sense to earn a point.

Submitted by Andréa

So that’s Death 4, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Non-participant Pinocchio is hanging in there with 3.

(And I assume the joke here is that a puppet made out of driftwood will become a drifter)
For previous updates, please click the DeathMatch tag.
EDITED TO ADD: Okay, “Oh no, I’m just here for your Yogurt” Grim Reaper only, Which returns us to Death 2, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Pinocchio must be enjoying this.
Saturday Morning Oy – February 1, 2020

Submitted by Andréa


Team-Building

Sunday Funnies – LOL, January 26, 2020

Submitted by Andrea



And they’re going to call the movie The Magnificent Seven. But what’s the joke?




