
It’s been… 18 years???

It’s been… 18 years???

Actually…
This might not be as far-fetched as Mr. McPherson thinks: when we were house-hunting some years back we came across a house whose fan, while not quite as large as this one, was powerful enough that it literally knocked my wife off her feet. The sort of thing you’d expect in a factory or something.
I don’t want to think about what the electric bill must have been for that house, but I’m pretty sure they never had to dust anything.

Seriously, they’re like full-body bibs



This one submitted by Andréa

Submitted by Andréa

Jesus was in the next row, so that one stick of gum would be enough for the whole class.

If you eat irradiated ground beef, do you turn into The Amazing Cow-Man?

B.A.: So… somebody being a violent ***hole is a punchline now?