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“The point of practice,” Mrs. Olson responds, “is to do something a little bit better each time, not exactly the same way.”

So… he’d have been happier with the Damon Knight/Twilight Zone version??

Is this a repeat from before shopping carts had seats for kids?

I swear, the women on this strip are the worst excuses for parents…
The Funkywinkerbeanization of Barney and Clyde???




So over the course of four days, in a strip that’s never really touched on a serious topic, we’ve suddenly gotten a dead baby and Grandpa’s apparent Alzheimer’s…
When I was a kid called…

My kids are about 10 years older than Jeremy (though at one time they were about 10 years younger), and as far as I know they have never worn an ironed shirt.
Dress shirts cleaned and pressed at the dry cleaner’s, yes, but we don’t even own an ironing board.
Is ironing casual shirts even a thing in 2019?
Last week Sunday called, it wants its daily cartoon back

Maybe this an Eastern Orthodox Peep.
B. A.: “Don’t ALL Close to Home characters look like products of generations of inbreeding?”

On the contrary, this would definitely sell

I mean, just look at all the companies making Plagues hand puppets:

And seriously, I mean a lot of companies…
Unless they’re working at Hooters…

… there is no way a female server gets triple the tips of a male server. Or even double. Or more tips at all.
Pretty much anybody is likely to get more tips than a really creepy waiter, but that’s not a gender issue.