Author / CIDU Bill
Nothing to do with this comic; but “Orb and Crown” has just HAS TO be the name of a pub, right?

Once again, Zits demonstrates that we really need a “No, adults are NOT that stupid category.” And as Hillel the Elder famously said, “And if not now, when?”

Not Right

[OT] Today’s Upbeat Music to Start Your Day of Isolation with
Of course, now Bob’s going to bring the Coronavirus back to his planet and wipe out his entire species. NICE GOING, BOB…

Not Quite Claire

Mitch: Isn’t her made-up quote just about backwards from the point she wants to make? Faced with chaos (a bad), assume a good attitude and it becomes adventure (a good). That would be “adventure is just chaos with a good attitude”, or “chaos with a good attitude becomes adventure”.
Encyclopedia

Pete sent this for the “No kids are not THAT stupid” tag.
But in this case…
“Copying Internet search engines” is questionable, but would a kid this age have any idea what an encyclopedia is?
Feasible

Freedom

(No clues in the previous/subsequent strips)