Chosen by B.A.:
Author / CIDU Bill
Saturday Morning Ewww – May 16, 2020

Also submitted as an LOL

Submitted by Bob

B. A. : “Stick a fork in her, she’s done?”

TGIF, for all that means to many of us
Grawlix: This puts me in a mood to take a walk in the woods… except there may be too many people out now.
Wooo

Thursday Afternoon Bonus LOyL

Submitted by Mitch
Musique du jeudi matin
Yeah, I know she’s a bit hard to understand — it’s almost as if she’s singing in some foreign language or something — but this it’s certainly bright and catchy.
And I was supposed to be listening to Mlle. Martin tonight in person, but then the pandemic happened.
Simulation

(This is from this week’s New Yorker, so presumably references the current sorry state of the world)
Michael’s Parents

Not only don’t I see the joke here, but I’d be more concerned by the fact that she’s addressing empty chairs as “Michael’s parents.”
Waking the dead
Since my wife, Robin Bickel, knows more about music than I ever will, I had to ask her for a contribution…