Author / CIDU Bill
My sandwich has a first name, it’s P-E-A-N-U-T…
Okay, just a thought here… if you can’t tell whether what’s inside your sandwich is cold cuts or peanut butter, do not eat it.
The curling iron itself is obvious-ish, but…
Okay, be honest now…
How many people saw this and didn’t think “I know just the person I’d give this to”?
Chicki
Even putting aside how unsettling this is… what’s the joke, and why are Buni, the headless chicken and the freakish Drumstick Babies laughing?
Because… Baldo is this stupid EVEN THOUGH HE WORKS IN AN AUTO SUPPLY SHOP
OT: Ticketmaster
So… pretty much any ticket you buy for anything has to be bought through Ticketmaster now, with “convenience fees” of about 25%. There’s no competition, usually no option of calling the box office to buy tickets directly, and often no option of GOING TO the box office to buy tickets directly.
Basically, Ticketmaster has a choke-hold on the market and gets their cut on everything.
It’s hard to imagine other fields where this would be even remotely legal.
Ketchup
So presumably the joke is that he’s asking for ketchup in a fancy restaurant. Or something.
But is there some significance to the fact that everybody else has been given large meals while he seems to have just a small sandwich?
(Or a square of tofu, but that’s unlikely)
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Sunday Funnies – LOL, September 9, 2018
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