
Author / CIDU Bill
Pardon My License

Sunday Funnies – Kowalski Edition, 2019

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Submitted by Andréa
A Hero Ain’t Nothin’ But a Sandwich

Okay, so Barney and Consuela are aware they’re comic strip characters, which alone doesn’t make a punchline. What’s the joke, then?
(And of course if mentioning Dagwood and his signature sandwich were actually copyright infringement, that ship’s already sailed)
Don’t Make Fun

Oh lord, now it’s Idiot Bill’s wife too!
She opened a Netflix account under her (presumably) own address, but everything sent to that address gets automatically copied to Idiot Bill’s address. Which of course is actually my address, since apparently he gave his wife his wrong address.
Because of course he did.
I checked, and this is indeed an active Netflix account.
So now I can change the password on her account and own it. God knows what other information I could get by logging into her account. Or I could close her account.
I won’t do any of these things but swear to God, I hope these two haven’t reproduced.
Saturday Morning Oy – July 20, 2019

Submitted by Andréa

Submitted by somebody who asked to be identified as a pretty woman

It’s a pity, but the person who submitted this chose not to be identified
Isn’t this true of EVERY long staircase?

Joker [mostly OT]

I would argue that this photo of Caesar Romero, on a break from filming 1966’s Batman, in which ironically he plays a humorous, campy version of the character, is the creepiest depiction of The Joker I’ve ever seen.
Because he’s not wearing a garish costume and sporting green hair, and looks both mundane and deeply unsettling.
Extinct
