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  1. Unknown's avatar

    The Dadvent Calendar maybe would work better as one of those Bingo Card jokes / remarks that have become popular in the past few years.

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    I think “Akron” demonstrates that they are simply three random place names, selected only because they are sufficiently well-known, and widely separated from one another. If the author were implying a sports-related injury, then he would probably have dressed the man correspondingly, and selected clearly associated cities (football: Pittsburgh, Chicago, Green Bay; or hockey: Boston, Toronto, Vancouver).

    P.S. @ Dana – I think you are right that reversing the logistics might have made it work better, but when I looked it up, I was surprised to discover that “buzzword bingo” is over three decades old:

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    No one’s mentioned the obvious: Breaking a leg in three places usually means three places on the leg have been broken.

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    Well okay, @dansachs#####, it may deserve explicit mention. But I suspect people were already taking it for granted as part of the joke. Notice the posting mentioning the ambiguity of the word “places”.

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    The Hoosier Hot Shots: She Broke My Heart in Three Places (Seattle, Chicago and New York).

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    The old joke from ‘Hee Haw’ was…
    P. Doc, I broke my leg in three places!
    D. You need to stay away from them places.

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    From Ulysses:

    I hate that confession when I used to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he did where and I said on the canal bank like a fool but whereabouts on your person my child on the leg behind high up was it yes rather high up was it where you sit down yes O Lord couldnt he say bottom right out and have done with it

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    MiB (6): Thanks from me, too. I see that is from Swing in the Saddle, a 1944 American Western musical comedy film. I love watching those old movies that were primarily there to showcase bands or other musicians. Now I’ll have to spend an hour or so on this one!

    Mitch4 (9): Thanks for the reminder of why I never paid any attention to Joyce. I’ve sometimes wondered how he ever got a publisher’s interest.

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    @ Boise Ed (10) – He must have found an editor with the same oddball, long-winded sense of humor that he had. I’ve never cared for it; I had any possible remaining interest in “stream of consciousness” narrative burned away by “The Sound and the Fury” in high school.

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    “Ulysses” was originally published in parts in a magazine. Although there is a narrative of things that happen in one day, it probably doesn’t matter in what order anyone reads the parts.

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    The Smithsonian Magazine recently reported about a book club that was reading “Finnegans Wake“, and took 28 years to finish it. The most horrific detail was the final sentence of the article: “The novel’s final line — ‘A way a lone a last a loved a long the…’ — cuts off mid-sentence, and scholars say it’s meant to continue into the book’s first line.

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