September 30, 2019November 14, 2020 by CIDU Bill Monday Funnies, Special Monday Black & White Edition Black and white featured, LOL Bill Bickel, Chris Hallbeck, comic strips, comics, Comics That Made Us Laugh Out Loud, humor, Maximumble, Paul Noth, Roz Chast, Tak Bui, The New Yorker 5 Comments Submitted by Andréa Related
@ Powers – If they are free-range, then they are not vegetarian: chickens are omnivores (see #5: “You can’t control their diet.“). LikeLike
We had a barbecue. Half the people told us in advance that they were vegetarian so we bought lots of vegetarian stuff. At the event all of the “vegetarians” ate burgers and hot dogs and didn’t touch the vegetarian stuff. So the chickens might very well claim to be vegetarians when they’re not busy eating ticks and ants. LikeLike
Maximumble would have be funny if the fingers weren’t so well distinctly drawn. I got to the third panel and thought “what’s he doing? He doesn’t have a phone.” LikeLike
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“Vegetarian”? Wouldn’t “free-range” be a little more on-point?
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@ Powers – If they are free-range, then they are not vegetarian: chickens are omnivores (see #5: “You can’t control their diet.“).
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We had a barbecue. Half the people told us in advance that they were vegetarian so we bought lots of vegetarian stuff.
At the event all of the “vegetarians” ate burgers and hot dogs and didn’t touch the vegetarian stuff.
So the chickens might very well claim to be vegetarians when they’re not busy eating ticks and ants.
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Maximumble would have be funny if the fingers weren’t so well distinctly drawn. I got to the third panel and thought “what’s he doing? He doesn’t have a phone.”
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Then again, I have never seen anyone ever compliment another’s wheelbarrow …..
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