I know what General Tso’s Chicken is. I even know who General Tso was.

I don’t know what’s going on here, though…

So… the woman who works the Bladder Emergency Hotline is putting a caller on hold because she has to go to the bathroom??

First of all, the logic eludes me. Second, can you really add time to an eternal sentence? I don’t think that word means what Satan thinks it means.