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Ewwwhenge?

I have very limited experience as a catsitter; but unless I’m wrong… ewww.
Okay, same as with the Cyanide an Happiness… what exactly is happening here?

Oh, we’re off to a really good start…
3000

Strange Menu

Glasses

Party

I’m missing a COUPLE of things?

Okay, her premise doesn’t reflect any reality I’m familiar with.
And while what he’s saying sounds suitably depressing, I’m not really sure how it relates to what she’s saying in any constructive way.
Okay, maybe it’s just because I’m a parent…

… but all I could think here was “If you try to eat twelves grapes as quickly as possible, somebody’s going to choke.”
I’d alter this this to “Eat a grape, (swallow), make a wish, then eat another grape, (swallow), make another wish…”
Close to Asphyxiating Everybody In Your Home

Propane ovens indoors? No.
(Wouldn’t “With her stove on the fritz…” have worked just as well?
And do they even make Easy Bake Ovens anymore?
Actually, if this is her kids’ Easy Bake Oven, why is the box on the floor in front of her?