
Geezer alert?
It’s hard for this geezer to tell.

Geezer alert?
It’s hard for this geezer to tell.

Okay, this month metaphorically comes in like a (small, improbably-blue) lion and goes out like a lamb; but beyond that, I’m quite stumped.





Andréa sent me this for the Ewww Folder, but I already had it queued for LOL:


Submitted by Chemgal


Even putting aside the fact that “They never should have broken up Ma Bell” is a Geezer reference the character is way too young to be using (as pointed out by Andréa), what does he even mean? That if Bell Telephone hadn’t been broken up there wouldn’t be any any cell phones or computers today?

So… the cat’s going to choke to death and ha-ha??
And since when do dogs learn the Heimlich Maneuver anyway?


These are all comics strip characters who were around in the early days of the 21st century — but since I have no idea how old this “classic” strip is, it’s hard to say how relevant to the joke it is that they’re not all still around in 2019.
Also, I’m not sure what the joke is.
Well, hence the CIDU tag, I guess.