Category / CIDU
The Sub
Looks like the prologue to a really, really bad Christmas movie. Other than that, I’m stumped.
The Tooth Fairy looks like she’s recovering from a really rough Christmas party but other than that…
Grammar Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Several people sent this to me — but so far, I haven’t been able to work out how this makes any sense grammatically. And if it doesn’t, of course, it’s less a punchline than just word soup.
Can any language mavins help out here?
Okay, I don’t even know where to start asking about this one…
Red Cells
Forget the punchline, such as it is… do you increase your red blood cells by getting blood from a chicken???
Because… they’re eating his organs??
So… seeing a mummy incongruously wrapped in red and green reminded him about the Christmas party??
(And will they be playing Christmas Wrapping at the party?)
I don’t understandeth
So… the guy with the bowling ball is going to throw it at the bowling pins??
Death in Venice
Yeah, guess who?
The question is, is Wayno making a reference to Thomas Mann’s “Death in Venice”? The gag works well enough without it.
