Moving Day, Eh? [OT]

No, not me: just everybody in Montreal, apparently. So I attach this article for your entertainment.

When I was in Montreal a few years ago (staying in residential neighborhood), one of my first thoughts was “How do these people get large items such as refrigerators in and out of their homes with no elevators or even internal non-spiral stairways?”

The answer apparently is “With a lot of difficulty.”

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Apostrophe’s I Don’t Understand [OT]

When did this trend of pluralizing words by adding a gratuitous apostrophe before the s begin? I don’t remember seeing this before a few years ago, and now it’s all over the place. Certainly nobody ever learned this in school.

English is a very tough language to learn. Just about THE ONLY THING THAT’S EASY is being able to pluralize most words by adding an s.

Cliché I Don’t Understand

Today, in a bit of synchronicity, I heard two totally unrelated references to the proverbial “slacker who lives in his mother’s basement” (in one, he spends every waking hour playing WoW; in the other, tweeting insane conspuracy theories).

Is this something that actually happens? It seems to me that if a child never leaves home, or returns home after graduation or whatever, he’d be in his old bedroom. Kinda rude to banish him into the basement, innit?

Park

order food

Twenty years ago, when I was visiting my brother’s family in California, we were in a park and he used his cell phone (I didn’t even have a cell phone at the time) to call a local pizza place to have them deliver it to us there. It was an odd request, because they delivered to homes, but they agreed to do it and my brother gave the guy a nice tip.

And now welcome to 2019, when even having speaking to a human being to place your park food order seems retro.