His last words will be “This’ll be the day that I die”.
“Uh-oh, I had it mixed up with uxorious!” — from the Comments
They went to the right place for “Dad jokes”, evidently.
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Poor guy in the last strip should have thought outside of the box!
4 big healthy sides definitely makes a square meal.
Those who liked the second comic (Reality Check) may want to click on the “Paul Simon” tag and check out his SNL intro that Bill posted back in 2019.
4 big healthy sides definitely makes a square meal.
For a rectangular meal, get the spam spam spam spam.
Re: Comment #1
Oddly enough, that comic isn’t box-shaped.
@ Brian (4) – The Dad joke was OK, but I think my favorite in this set was “Lard” (with the “mislaid” eggs).
P.S. I liked the “Shoe” strip at first, but when I read it to one of my kids I discovered that the pun is purely visual orthography; in audible form it falls flat. Perhaps it might have worked better if Skyler were required to spell the word first.
Two farmers arguing over whether to get those square hay bales or the big round ones. The first one wanted to make sure his cows got three square meals every day. The second one wanted them to have a well-rounded diet.
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Poor guy in the last strip should have thought outside of the box!
4 big healthy sides definitely makes a square meal.
Those who liked the second comic (Reality Check) may want to click on the “Paul Simon” tag and check out his SNL intro that Bill posted back in 2019.
4 big healthy sides definitely makes a square meal.
For a rectangular meal, get the spam spam spam spam.
Re: Comment #1
Oddly enough, that comic isn’t box-shaped.
@ Brian (4) – The Dad joke was OK, but I think my favorite in this set was “Lard” (with the “mislaid” eggs).
P.S. I liked the “Shoe” strip at first, but when I read it to one of my kids I discovered that the pun is purely visual orthography; in audible form it falls flat. Perhaps it might have worked better if Skyler were required to spell the word first.
Two farmers arguing over whether to get those square hay bales or the big round ones. The first one wanted to make sure his cows got three square meals every day. The second one wanted them to have a well-rounded diet.