She opened a Netflix account under her (presumably) own address, but everything sent to that address gets automatically copied to Idiot Bill’s address. Which of course is actually my address, since apparently he gave his wife his wrong address.

Because of course he did.

I checked, and this is indeed an active Netflix account.

So now I can change the password on her account and own it. God knows what other information I could get by logging into her account. Or I could close her account.

I won’t do any of these things but swear to God, I hope these two haven’t reproduced.