Maybe somebody knows the answer to this one.
Since there’s no way this isn’t going to turn political (though I’m asking the question in general terms), I moved it over to the Crimeweek Page.
Maybe somebody knows the answer to this one.
Since there’s no way this isn’t going to turn political (though I’m asking the question in general terms), I moved it over to the Crimeweek Page.

Twenty years ago, when I was visiting my brother’s family in California, we were in a park and he used his cell phone (I didn’t even have a cell phone at the time) to call a local pizza place to have them deliver it to us there. It was an odd request, because they delivered to homes, but they agreed to do it and my brother gave the guy a nice tip.
And now welcome to 2019, when even having speaking to a human being to place your park food order seems retro.



But that’s not a dress then, is it?
Assault or not? You are the Jury.

Okay, so I was just e-mailed the receipt for a limo ride Idiot Bill took today. The fare was $85, and there was a $100 tip added.
I see three possibilities:

Submitted by somebody wearing a mask

Submitted by Andréa

And some bonus synchronicity with the Off the Mark…


The inverted Bat is, I assume, either a random weird error, or a reference to the rumor that Scott Adams once said that if Dilbert’s tie is facing down instead of up, that means he’s aroused (or alternately, that he’s “getting some.”)