
Submitted by Andréa

Submitted by Andréa

I’m curious because this is outside of my field of expertise — in my family I’m the photographer — but isn’t December 3 a bit late to start making plans, even in the age of digital photos?
And for that matter, could you even book a decent photographer on December 3?

So… the joke is that the kid from Zits has zits??

And is Monster Mash Geezer material?

Jeremy’s a busboy at a Medieval Times sort of theme restaurant — but why did one of the waiters apparently escape from an Hieronymus Bosch painting?
(And yes, busboys don’t actually get tips)
Okay, that sounded better in my head.

Anyway, it didn’t occur to Jeremy that this place would require him to wear a costume?
I’m trying to decide whether this calls for the “No, kids are NOT that stupid” tag…

Maybe we also need a “No, parents are NOT that stupid” tag.
But is there any internal logic to this?

Moving the furniture first would probably have made the job go faster.


I don’t think there is or has ever been a teenage boy who, after hearing the vague “physical probs/problems” would feel the slightest inclination to ask follow-up questions.