
Jimmy did it again: Last night I mentioned to my wife that for the first time in weeks, we had nothing on the way from Amazon. And she said You know, we’re getting really low on those little freezer containers…

Jimmy did it again: Last night I mentioned to my wife that for the first time in weeks, we had nothing on the way from Amazon. And she said You know, we’re getting really low on those little freezer containers…
And I just realized this needs to be kicked over to the Arlo Page.



This brings back memories of Mister Miller who, in 1967 would tip me a dime for delivering coffee to his office (my father owned a Chock Full o’ Nuts restaurant), and place it in my palm just like this, as if he were Rockefeller rewarding me with a small fortune. He didn’t say “Don’t spend it all in one place,” but he might as well have.
Even in 1967 this was a pitiful tip, and carrying a bag full of coffee cups three blocks certainly took more than a minute.
Fifty-three years later I still remember you, you cheap SOB.

B.A.: “Doesn’t this suggest that the redheaded guy has been here and therefore heard that line before?”



B.A.: “But… why??? If Roger thinks he’s getting away with something, this is the very definition of ‘Pyrrhic victory.'”

Six people have sent this to me so far, which I’m pretty sure is a record. So…