



Submitted by Andréa




Submitted by Andréa

Andréa submitted this as both an LOL and an Oy. And while I don’t disagree, I also think it’s a great idea. Not only do I think it’s a great idea, but a few years ago when my computer-whiz nephew needed to create a public service project, I suggested he teach older folk how to be computer-savvy. “Think about how we all have to help Grandma.”
Honestly, I don’t know whether he ever chose this project — he’s out in California, so I’m not really in the loop — but I bet Mr. Hilburn’s inspired name would have made a difference.

Why would a movie theatre possibly do this? Especially since it’s popcorn and soda sales that keep the treatre open.
And if this is some “unlimited free refills” deal, which doesn’t seem to be the case here, the theatre can’t unilaterally change the terms.

Submitted by Andrea

To the Arlo Page we go!

Submitted by Pete

Submitted by Walt
I wonder what percentage of Death comics begin with “Relax…”
The Half Full came late this afternoon so at the end of Week One, we stand at Death 4, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
With non-competing Pinocchio still at 3.

This is old so doesn’t count toward Death’s score.
Of course this is a reference to the belief that if you drop food on the floor and pick it up within five seconds it’s okay to eat. So… if a person’s been dead for less that five seconds, his spirit can go back inside??


