
Jesus was in the next row, so that one stick of gum would be enough for the whole class.

Jesus was in the next row, so that one stick of gum would be enough for the whole class.

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Jeremy’s a busboy at a Medieval Times sort of theme restaurant — but why did one of the waiters apparently escape from an Hieronymus Bosch painting?
(And yes, busboys don’t actually get tips)


B.A.: So… somebody being a violent ***hole is a punchline now?

Okay, that sounded better in my head.

Anyway, it didn’t occur to Jeremy that this place would require him to wear a costume?
I’m trying to decide whether this calls for the “No, kids are NOT that stupid” tag…


