Would anybody go to the mall on December 26 and wait in line for an hour to return a pair of mittens?
Wouldn’t the same gag have worked better with something of more substance, like a sweater?
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Is somebody confused about what “lactose intolerant” means?
I guess we didn’t fill this week’s Death quota after all…
Selfies
Because if he’s not sufficiently skilled the shoe will fall off the horse and hit him in the head??
Why have just ONE Death when you can have a whole room full?
Does this fill our week’s quota?
And for the record, the strip’s referring to this:
I hope I’m not up all night trying to figure out what the joke is.
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Pardon My Age
This is less a CIDU than a “What a weird thing for anybody to say,” but it reminded me of a theatre lyric: “I’m not a horse, I’m not a pony, so my problem is acute: I am too old for Hialeah and too young to shoot.”
(And yes, we know a pony isn’t really a young horse: give Jerry Herman a break!)
Moose!
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