
Because it’s Christmas Eve and they’re desperate for customers?

Because it’s Christmas Eve and they’re desperate for customers?




Adding an Oy tag to this one

…considering she seems to still believe in Santa Claus:





Looks like the prologue to a really, really bad Christmas movie. Other than that, I’m stumped.
The Tooth Fairy looks like she’s recovering from a really rough Christmas party but other than that…

So… a Christian father says “Merry Christmas” to his Christian son and that ignites an argument? No, not in this or any other known universe.
This strip could have been written by one of the people who insist that liberals want to ban Christians from saying “Merry Christmas” to other Christians, and I’m pretty sure that isn’t what Trudeau actually believes.
Mallard Fillmore, maybe…

Several people sent this to me — but so far, I haven’t been able to work out how this makes any sense grammatically. And if it doesn’t, of course, it’s less a punchline than just word soup.
Can any language mavins help out here?

Yes, not just Death yet again, but Death and Mister Peanut.
They’re obviously doing the Comic Strip Circuit together.